10 things You shouldn’t do [or being caught doing] on the Train

I went out today, and I took KTM.
I saw what you were doing over there, and I really wanna ask you something. I bet everybody on the train must have wanted to ask you the same thing–

How could you SNORE sooooo LOUD while having everybody on the train looking at and listening to you???

Gosh… that’s so embarassing ok!

10 Things You shouldn’t do [or being caught doing] on KTM:

1. Snoring loudly, of course.
2. Talking loudly to your phone. Especially, when you know you are going to swear a lot
3. Digging your nose [eww..... Trust me. I've seen it before]
4. Biting your nails, and spitting the nails in your mouth without proper navigation and directions.
5. Playing your Mp3 too loud that everybody on the train knows you like KORN. We know you have put on your headphone, but we have not.
6. Peeking at what others’ reading / reading what other people’s holding. I feel uncertain when I’m about to flip to the next page
7. Sleeping so sound that your head is moving like how your car’s wipers move. Nobody wants to simply lend you his/her shoulder.
8. Smoking!!! You know you’re not allowed to do so but you still wanna do it! Why???
9. Standing on your smelly feet!!! Wash them before you get onto the train or please don’t wear slippers. Please don’t stand besides me because I really don’t want people to think me as the possible owner of your smelly feet. Besides, your feet makes things worst when it’s already so packed.
10. Using outdated ticket, and still trying to talk the conductor / ticket-checker out when you get caught. You are cheating yourself. Haha

I’ve seen all of them on the train. Have you seen any?