I didn’t want to get into the hot springs in Air Panas Pedas because I thought that’d burn my… testis
*blushing*

I don’t know.

But today, I didn’t buy this one: -

Instead, I chose to buy this: -

Kekekekeke
*blushing*

I think the newspapers you produce everyday are just troublesome.
They just give me extra work of sending them to recycle centre.

Maybe you should consider publishing news on toilet roll.

By that we can read our newspaper effortlessly while we are answering the call of nature in the toilet every morning [i guess that's when and where most people read their newspaper, right?], and we can also be freed from the dreadful routine of recycling newspaper.

Of course you have to make the ink used for printing the rolls edible.
I suppose, if something is edible, it should post no harm to human life when it’s being applied [couldn't find a more suitable verb] on human body skin.
After all, it’s still the toilet roll that we use to… you-know-what.

Besides, you have to name it newsroll. You just have to, because it’s my idea.
I shall apply for a copyright or patent or something to protect this great concept.

Haha.

Creative, right?
No?

Good nite.

Is there any relationship among humans that can last forever?

If your girl friend wanna break up with you, can you stop her from doing so and ask her to continue loving you?
Of course not. It’s like forcing a cow to eat chicken.

When it happens on you, you’d say she’s a heart-breaker.
When it happens on somebody else, you’d say and advice – “when love is gone, IT’S GONE. We can’t do anything about it.”

So, the somebody-else’s heart-breaker is not a heart-breaker for you?

Arghhh… I’m such a bad relationship counselor.
In fact, I haven’t been through any training yet.

p.s.: Is there really any male relationship counselor?

I was having a hard time studying and remembering those dreadful traffic signboards (which I thought were not quite well illustrated) before my driving test. For me, besides carrying the original meaning that they are intended for, they can mean a lot of things – like, a lot of OTHER things.

“Creative people can’t remember dull things“, that’s my conclusion.
[fuiyo~ like I'm so damn creative bhuahaha]

Ok. Let me tell you a story about a guy named Pupu:

- THE END

p.s: I took that picture from somewhere. So, sorry for pirating. aha

The least perfect would be the movie scenes featured in the MV.
It’s like watching a pretty girl performing nose digging stunt -
it’s just kinda mismatched.

That horse-head man appeared at the beginning was like putting whipped cream on top of the sundae got me thinking for awhile too. Sis said that funny horse really grabbed her attention.

I wonder if that’s their purpose -_-

But hey… I wonder how many rounds the horse-head dancer practiced before they actually shot the real stuff. I mean, how could someone possibly dance with a heavy fake horse head sucking his head and blocking his view? He’s like spinning and spinning and spinning… Gosh. It must be really difficult.

I supposed the story behind the horse-head dancing idea was like this:
The whole dancing thing was actually not plotted.

During the shotting of the MV, a small earthquake actually happened, and it caused the horse head hanging on the wall at the studio [remember those animal heads hanging on the walls in those hunters' houses?] to drop off the wall!!

[In case you dono what horse head I'm talking about...]

And unfortunately at that critical time there’s this temporary actor guy dressed in spanish bullfighting cloth called Manolo passed by under the head and so, instead of on the ground, the bloody head dropped on his head!
Manolo got so panic that he kept spinning and running and running and eventually he ran passed the spot where they were shotting Mika. Instead of saving Manolo from the horse head, the director thought it’s kinda interesting to have someone to dance in the video. So that’s why we can see a dubious horse dances at the intro of the song. By the way, the introductory rap was intended to cover Manolo’s swearing. Personally, i think that’s really creative.

All in all, my sense of aesthetics is not very “weird”, right?

In a family, are the elders always the wiser?
Or, are the elders always right?

Like I said, there’s no strong correlation between a person’s age and the wisdom he/she holds.

Maybe there really isn’t any.

I’m glad I made a brave move to alarm them for their mistakes. They always thought their mistakes were absolutely reasonable and not questionable to younger family members like me.

But what to do? We can think too.

Personally, I don’t act my conformity. I mean, ACT.
I only conform to something when I mean it. I’m not like you lo.

Sorry.
I don’t take things as they are.

I’m a liberal First-Class-Honour holder.

Haha
[Can't stop flaunting my first class honour]

*planned to write a story initially, but then when I turned my head back from the TV screen, this post was already done. Oh I’m so talented in writing junk to pollute the Net. But hey, why do I have to make writing my blog like writing a book? Hmm… since when I’m so hardworking? Bla bla bla

oh shit
my designing bug is back
It’s so irritating!

hehe

P.S: After Effect is kinda complicated :X

my life is pretty good.

inevitably, there must be ups in downs in your life.
Like, it’s up when you got a free gift just now or when you’ve completed a task at your workplace today, and it’s down when you didn’t win anything from TOTO, or you couldn’t solve a task given to you a few days ago.

my life are filled with all that. So i guess my life is pretty fine.
[I'm having a normal life, after all]

Not trying to make some huge points here. Well I never really expect this relatively small digital medium would carry such a weight to impact other people with my so-called huge points. But I admit I have a tendency of always wanting to make huge points here that I finally ended up like… like what it is now. I don’t know if it’s making any difference to anybody. It’s good if you think I am, and it’s way better if I really am.

But that’s already not important.

Recently I’ve come across a really interesting “idea”. I’d call it a “philosophy” indeed, because it looks more like one to me. It’s just a simple sentence -

“I’m mere human, so i can’t escape from all these things.”

I found it to be interesting because i think the whole sentence concisely sums up why I’m facing all these, or why you’re getting all those alternating ups and downs in your course of life. I’ve been using that sentence to calm myself down throughout some recent fluctuation and i found it’s quite “applicable”. I’m not sure of its “applicability”, but at least it saves me from pondering too much on the why-this-or-that-happened type of questions. Maybe it’s the final answer for my pondering?

Don’t know yet. But who knows.

The point made by the sentence may sound quite pessimistic. Well, I don’t really think it IS pessimistic, but the pessimism in my interpretation of this sentence has a connection with my understanding of buddism teachings. I think buddism teachings are quite pessimistic.

Maybe I’m not understanding buddism teachings in a correct direction. So, are you? or, are all the monks really?

But don’t worry about it. You can keep your own interpretation. So as I. I should have learn to be less stubborn in this. Haha.

I think it must have been very good to live with a lot of money and a body likes model.
But the thing i wanted the most right now is Wisdom.

Ha.

Can’t believe I actually spilled the last sentence out from my mind.

Walau… Wisdom.

It’s ok to kill stray dogs.

The point is, recently, some Malaysians just went too far with the dogs -

Competition to catch stray dogs??! RM15000 for first prize?

Errrr…

Don’t you think it sounds kinda morally incorrect and somehow, “low-level”?