newsroll

I think the newspapers you produce everyday are just troublesome.
They just give me extra work of sending them to recycle centre.

Maybe you should consider publishing news on toilet roll.

By that we can read our newspaper effortlessly while we are answering the call of nature in the toilet every morning [i guess that's when and where most people read their newspaper, right?], and we can also be freed from the dreadful routine of recycling newspaper.

Of course you have to make the ink used for printing the rolls edible.
I suppose, if something is edible, it should post no harm to human life when it’s being applied [couldn't find a more suitable verb] on human body skin.
After all, it’s still the toilet roll that we use to… you-know-what.

Besides, you have to name it newsroll. You just have to, because it’s my idea.
I shall apply for a copyright or patent or something to protect this great concept.

Haha.

Creative, right?
No?

Good nite.