When I go to bed ->
When I feel sleepy, or when i get dizzy ->
When I just have my lunch in the office ->
When I feel extremely sleepy, or when I’m learning qi gong from those old aunties practicing besides my house ->
When I feel great and energetic, or when I’ve just killed a cockroach ->
When people tell me I’m smart ->
When people say they are smarter than me ->
When I have nothing to do ->
When I’m listening to Shayne Ward ->
When ladies say I’m cute ->
When I’m reading magazine and my stomach gets upset suddenly ->
When people ask where’s my girlfriend ->
When people say I’m a nerd ->
When I don’t wanna do something because I’m lazy ->
When nobody’s laughing at my joke ->
When I’m in the office at 6pm ->
When I laugh too hard ->
When my internet connection goes down, or when I don’t understand something ->

p.s.: I truly believe that the creator of these emoticons knows me very well

Snow White. Cinderella. All about saving a precious beautiful lady. Looking strong and being adored by the lady. Now there’s Shrek. All about saving a beautiful lady.

So basically we (men) are screwed up because of…
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Disney.

It seems like everybody around me is having at least one kind of problems at this point of time – Sharp, 11.00pm, 29th of Oct year 2007. It proves nothing but one very significant truth: everybody (including me) thinks that life should be without problems and when there’s no problem then our life is perfect.

If life is without problems then how are we going to know when it’s perfect? How we know something is perfect if we don’t know its flaw?

Hmm… fairly perplexing.
That’s why I stopped wondering why cartoon characters never have armpit hair since I was 9.

(-_-) ?

Ok. It’s all about QQ who called me just now. She’s been down because of the stress she’s facing right now – that’s it, “pressure before marriage”. I don’t really know what kinda problems or situation she’s overcoming, but they sure are too overwhelming for someone who’s of happy-go-lucky sort.

Seriously, my secret fear is that my future wife can’t get along with my parents (o_0) or that I can’t get along with my monstermother-in-law.

[Ok, i'm taking this kinda too far]

So…
the point is, she is having problems, and you’re having problems, and everybody’s having problems. Arghhh~~~

But no, Mr Problem, you can’t get me that easily.
*Smiling proudly*

You know why?

Coz my imagination is damn GOOD ok. It’s just too good that I can make myself laugh without any external stimuli
[To Jo in my office who likes to watch jokes and then laugh out too loud like there's no tomorrow: YOU'RE NOT EVEN CLOSE lo]

Soon the small bacterias on my office PC keyboard will start to have conversation:

Bacteria Alpha: “Hey you see that guy called Max a… siao one you know. He…”

Even before Alpha continues, Bacteria Beta immediately replies: “I DONO. why?”

Alpha: “Aiks… I haven’t finished yet ok… Listen! You see… Sometimes after lunch break, that stupid Max will look at the keyboard without doing anything. I mean, he’d look at it, and then start grinning at the keyboard for about 3 minutes, and he’d just… just… just do NOTHING ELSE! But I don’t see anything funny on the keyboard keys we are standing on right now, though.”

Beta: “Yahor? I think… Maybe… he can see us?”

Alpha: “Oh SHIT! That’s so damn not good! I guess you’re right!!! NO GOOD. We have to move tomorrow! No, I mean, RIGHT NOW! Quick Quick! Quickly go and alarm everybody! We’re under attack!! GO GO GO damnit !!!”

Beta: “Oh yes! You’re certainly right and not too much! I shall go now or else Max will come with a bottle of Dettol tomorrow to kill us all! OH my god! I can feel it! I can feel it!! I’m damn feeling it!”

And so the bacterias are packing right now. Hopefully my keyboard will be glowing and super shiny by the time I reach my office tomorrow.

BUAHAHAHAHAH!!!

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p.s.: it’s time to go to bed -_-

I watched an episode of Korean historical drama Hwang Jiny on the TV just now.

I always wonder how those ancient people thousand years ago do their hair, especially those who can make their hair to look like this:

A giant snail shell on the head.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (o_0)

Hmm… they must have already invented some kinda super strong wax during that time.

Juan just after her English subject exam, and she excitedly showed me the question paper. She wanted me to check her answers so that she could roughly know how much she’s going to get this time. Too bad she couldn’t get 100% correct because I think she made some mistake in the some sections and so I’ve corrected her with my own set of answer.

Here are some of my answers:

Look at the picture carefully. Choose the best sentence to fit the situation in each picture.

Personally I think the questions are quite tough. All options seems possible to me.

What?
You don’t think so?!

WHY?!
Doctor cannot draw picture on your back is it?
I cannot call to fire brigade and make friend with firefighters who I think are quite cool is it?
I cannot be happy when something I don’t like die or disappear is it?
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*laughing viciously in front of a TV*

p.s.: We are crazy.

p.p.s:-
Juan: “I think I’m going to call hospital to make friend with doctors because i think they are smart!”

-_-

Imagine if you’re a prisoner sentenced to die. And you’re only 2 months away from your deadline.
You got to know a new friend in the prison. And you and your new friend got very close after then. Soon you discovered that your friend was planning for an escape with an outsider. And you asked your new friend to bring you along. Your friend agreed, but then unfortunately there’s another new friend called Molly heard about the plan as well. He wasn’t sentenced to die, but he wanted to see his dying wife so badly that he threatened you guys if you guys don’t bring him along as well, he’d go and reveal your plan to the officers in the prison immediately. You and your friend have got not choice but agreed reluctantly.

On the day you guys escaped, you noticed that Molly didn’t tagged along. You guys couldn’t give too much of a damn to him as time was running out and there’s already a slack in the schedule. And so you guys decided to move on and eventually you guys were outside of the jail.

As you guys were happily celebrating the success at the other side of the prison’s wall, the alarm in the prison cried viciously. You realised something wasn’t right as you heard a voice coming out from the speakers of the jail – it was the chief officer, Mr Dulbe, who’s known for his violent and fierce nature.

“HAHAHAHAHAHA!! You wanna run ha? Hahaha! Hear this dammit!”

Following his voice was the painful crying of Molly. At that moment you knew Molly was in Mr Dulbe hands, and Mr Dulbe was torturing Molly brutally with his famous inhuman methods.

“IF YOU RUN AWAY, YOUR FRIEND WILL GO STRAIGHT DOWN TO HELL!!!!! GET IT!!!!!!”

It’s time for a decision: If you run away, Molly would die, and he’s not supposed to die since he’s not sentenced to die, and your life would cost his life; If you don’t run away, you’d die, and you’d have no chance to escape again.

In short, today wasn’t a good day -_-

But, when I went home and I saw these:

…I told myself that:

“You have to believe that it works… or it’s going to work. If you think
back and replay your year, if it doesn’t bring you tears either of joy or
sadness, consider it’s wasted. Look at these cakes, and be a man. Take that
thought to bed with you at night even if you’re going to bed alone. Sometimes
when you hold out for everything, you walk away with nothing.”

I looked inside those old cupboards again and I found this damn cool antique:

Not cool? Check this out:

Apparently that’s the kinda coat worn in army.

Great

Holly molly ~

Don’t know what’s going on with me. I just can’t get enough of antiques. Digging into old cupboards seems to be my current hobby.

It all started with a discussion titled “See how much you’ve changed” in the IcySummer forum I recently joined.

Some people told me that my face has changed a lot, but some people said my face just looks the same and that, ahem, I have a baby face. [Is that a compliment for a guy? hmm...]

… and so I posted some pictures in the forum

What do you think?

Recently I’m into an anime called Jigoku Shoujo, which means “Hell Girl” in English. I kinda like it very much. The drawing of the girl at the ending is just aesthetically pleasing.

Try youtube if you’re interested.

There’s also a very interesting song featured in the series. Personally I think it’s rare to come across this kinda song:

Sakura Uta

Ok. Maybe it’s a little creepy But I find it especially calming and smoothing at night